Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they
learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks,
"will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
David's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get
mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," David says.
Why Osama Bin Laden?" his father asks in shock.
"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could
have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that
maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if
other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a
lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much
he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with new found pride.
"David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines
could blow the crap out of that motherfucker!"
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Saturday, September 18, 2010
CaNt Be eXplaineD
There is a feeling I can't refuse
A love I won't abuse
For without u I'm sure the sun wouldn't rise
This love is such a surprise
I now understand cheesy love songs
Now that you have come along
These feelings won't go away
I want to see you everyday
A love I won't abuse
For without u I'm sure the sun wouldn't rise
This love is such a surprise
I now understand cheesy love songs
Now that you have come along
These feelings won't go away
I want to see you everyday
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
I thought about u
Standing on terrace watchin d moon,
i saw ur face instead of moon,
Thts the time i thought about u.
Singing in the rain,
trying to forget all the pain,
Thts the time i thought about u.
Watching the flowers bloom,
sniffing their sweet perfume,
Thts the time i thought about u.
Watching the sun rise along with u,
feeling the early morning dew,
Thts the time i thought about u.
Hearing the birds chirping in the sky,
watching them happily fly,
Thts the time i thought about u.
Hoding thy hand walking aong the roads,
keep this memories stored unfold,
Thts the time i thought about u.
The world around me is at race,
without u my time has no pace,
Thts the time i thought about u.
When i cose my eyes,
the world seems so nice,
Thts the time i thought about u.
Watching the river calmly flow,
Experiencing the cold breeze blow,
Thts the time i thought about u.
Watching the moon glow bright,
Remembering the tym, whn u hod me tight,
Thts the time i thought about u.
Those memories brought tears in my eyes,
I sat there as cold as ice,
Thts the time i thought about u.
Strolling in the park,
the tym when i felt that spark,
Thts the time i thought about u.
People say there is no smoke without fire,
Hope u can feel my strong desire,
Thts the time i thought about u.
When i see it in ur eye,
all the feelings cum back which r impossible to defy,
I just cant stop thinking about u.............
Thnks Panna 4 value addition.
i saw ur face instead of moon,
Thts the time i thought about u.
Singing in the rain,
trying to forget all the pain,
Thts the time i thought about u.
Watching the flowers bloom,
sniffing their sweet perfume,
Thts the time i thought about u.
Watching the sun rise along with u,
feeling the early morning dew,
Thts the time i thought about u.
Hearing the birds chirping in the sky,
watching them happily fly,
Thts the time i thought about u.
Hoding thy hand walking aong the roads,
keep this memories stored unfold,
Thts the time i thought about u.
The world around me is at race,
without u my time has no pace,
Thts the time i thought about u.
When i cose my eyes,
the world seems so nice,
Thts the time i thought about u.
Watching the river calmly flow,
Experiencing the cold breeze blow,
Thts the time i thought about u.
Watching the moon glow bright,
Remembering the tym, whn u hod me tight,
Thts the time i thought about u.
Those memories brought tears in my eyes,
I sat there as cold as ice,
Thts the time i thought about u.
Strolling in the park,
the tym when i felt that spark,
Thts the time i thought about u.
People say there is no smoke without fire,
Hope u can feel my strong desire,
Thts the time i thought about u.
When i see it in ur eye,
all the feelings cum back which r impossible to defy,
I just cant stop thinking about u.............
Thnks Panna 4 value addition.
Friday, September 3, 2010
LOST and fOund
Hey mister did u see my heart
my hearts gone missing.
i tried to hold him back
but he set out in search of my sweetheart
Last tym my heart was broken, I vowed not to give my heart out to anyone,
but she is not just anyone she is special.
its so very difficult to control the feeling
incase the heart gets broken again
torcherous will be the process of healing.
In search of my heart i reached for her
der i find my heart
striving for my sweetheart.
my hearts gone missing.
i tried to hold him back
but he set out in search of my sweetheart
Last tym my heart was broken, I vowed not to give my heart out to anyone,
but she is not just anyone she is special.
its so very difficult to control the feeling
incase the heart gets broken again
torcherous will be the process of healing.
In search of my heart i reached for her
der i find my heart
striving for my sweetheart.
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